darknessisrisingandsoismyboner:
I am a unicorn.
I can cast a stunning spell. “Stupefy!”
aww Im normal still. Darn tumblr surfing naked.
Zelda shirt. I win.
Mine says “show me yours” with winking eyes.
Sexual goddess? X-ray vision?
NOTHINGNESS
IS
ETERNAAAALL
yeah I’m not wearing one lawl.
Striped… turtleneck… powers?
OH, I KNOW
I bring warmth to all necks~….that’s stupid never mind :c
holy shit guys I’M LINK.
i’m spiderman and i have the power to be amazing
i prevent suicide. LIKE A BOSS.
Mordecai and Rigby? I have the ability to be awesome.
I’m a dog that can play the drums. LIFE IS GOOD
Green striped shirt and green argyle cardigan. Clearly I have the power to not give a shit.
…wait. That’s not new.
Screw you guys, I’m the Hero of Time and savior of Hyrule!
> Rushmore Beekeeper’s Society I control the bees!!!!!
I’M A MOTHERFUCKING WEEPING ANGEL.
1940/1950’s Aperture Science Innovators logo. THIS WILL NOT END WELL FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED. (Beware of the Mantis Men.)
Mickey Mouse… okay..
HELL YES, N7 HOODIE POWERS.
“Look at me still talking when there’s science to do.”
FUCK YEAH, I’M GLaDOS. :D
(Source: otomegane)